Ee post lo hero, villain, director, producer, clap kottevadu, light man, sound man anni Rambabeee antee Rambabu centric post annamaata idi... Inthaki evaru ee Rambabu??? RVR & JC lo Engineering 1st year lo ye branch vallakaina Chemistry ane oka subject chastundi (avasaram unna lekapoyina anni branches vallu Chemistry chadavalsindee)... time bagokapothe Chemistry ane bhayankaramaina subject ki Rambabu anabadee athi bhayankaramaina lecturer vasthadu... naa time eppudu bad ee ilanti vishayalalo...
Maa college lo B-Tech students ki 1st year common subjects, so for a change 1st year branch wise kakunda anni branches vallani mix chesesi sections ga divide chesaru... nenu 1st year B-section... 2nd bench lo Mohan (CSE), Nenu(CSE), Harsha(CSE) and Masthan(ECE) or Ashok(CSE) kurchunevallam... aa last place kosam Masthan, Ashok kottukunevallu papam... First year lo chala bagundedi antha... engineering ki kotha kaabatti viragabadi chadivevallam... sradhaga class lu vinevallam (except chemistry) enduko kasepatlo meeke ardhamavutundi...
Naku basic ga chemistry ante antha interest undedi kaadu... intermediate tho vodilinchukunnam le anukunnadi malli vochi tagaladindi... chi chi anukunna... aina CSE vallaki Chemistry endukura babuuu ani talalu baadukunnam...
1st Chemistry class start ayindi:
Enter the Rambabu... oka 40+ years untayi, manishi pottiga, nallaga, lavuga, specs pettukuni, ringula juttu tho unnadu...
"Gooddh Maaningg! I am Raambdaabu... I will teachh Chemissthryyy... inthrodhyuss yourselff..." ala modalayyayi maa kashtalu... Babu garu em matladaro class lo oka committee vesukuni, seethakaala samavesalu, yendakaala samavesaalu pettukuni, oka swethapathram release chesi, antha oka decision ki vasthe gani ardhamayyedi kaadu... ila konnallaki Rambabu garini konchem fast ga ardham chesukune naipunyam maa lo vachesindi...
2 months taruvaatha...
Rambabu board meeda sapasapaa rasestunnadu... ilaaa...
2 months taruvaatha...
Rambabu board meeda sapasapaa rasestunnadu... ilaaa...
"Sir! excuse me... what is that compound on the right side???"
Mee vayasentha ani adiginattu khangaru padi venakki tirigaadu Rambabu...
"Can'th you see on the boardh???" specs ni sari chesukuni 2 steps venakki vesi, thana adbhutamaina hand writing ni chusi murisipoboyadu Rambabu...
"We can't see it Sir..." last benches vallu
"We can't understand it Sir..." front benches vallu
"The compounds are Sodhium Hydroside andh Ethyl Asetate gives Sodhium Asetate andh Ethanaal... can'th you see thaath???"
"WHAAT???"... Sorry Sir memu board meeda rasinadanne elagola kashtapadi copy chesukuntamu... meeru matram noru terichi vatini explain cheyyaddu... board meeda danni, meeru cheppinadanni map chesukovataniki varam pattettundi... ani analanipinchindi...
"Ok Sir... Thank You..."
Ila maa Rambabu language, writing oka mystery aipoindi... Da Vinci Code ni kuda ardham chesukune range ki andaram develop ayyam kani Rambabu writing ni matram ardham chesukolekapoyamu...
Idi ila undagaa, maa Rambabu surprise test lu pettevadu, last class lo cheppina topic meeda question isthadu (lesson prepare avvanappudu, prepare ayina upayogam undadu...) daniki memu answers rasukuni, pakkanodi chetha correction cheyinchukuni marks veyinchukovali (so andariki 10/10 vachevi)...
Oka roju...
Edo ardham kaani question ichadu, nenu ardham kaani answer rastunnanu (gurthochina chemical formulas, gurthochina compounds create chesestu...) Masthan, nenu exchange cheskunnamu answer sheets correct cheskovataniki... vadi answer idi...
"My favorite game is cricket. My favorite player is Sachin Tendulkar. 2 teams play cricket, each team has 11 players. 1 captain, 1 wise captain and 1 wicket keeper. There are different types of cricket. Test match and One day innings... blah blah blah blah"
"Reyy! entira idi?"
"enti baga ekkuva rasesana... em chestham cricket fans mari... correct chey"
"neeku 10/10 raa"
"nuvvu kanipettina kotha kotha equations ki kuda 10/10 ra... congrats"
2 months taruvatha...
Student Committee... (marks prakaram divide chestharu... each division nunchi oka boy ni oka girl ni pick chestharu... nenu 1st division lo boy ni committee lo). Meetings jaruguthayi 2 months ki okasari, students ki concerns unte cheppali, maaku vache andaru lecturers untaru, principal untaru, kondaru HODs untaru...
"Oreyy! Rambabu ki pagilipovaliraa... mana problems anni cheppara em parvaledu... manam elago CSE kada... em peekaledu 1st year kuda aipotundi..." maavallu full boosting icharu
Meeting start ayyi konchem sepu ayindi... evo chinna chinna problems ee cheptunnaru migatha aiduguru...
"Anand! why are you not speaking? Don't you have any concerns or your friends??" drawing sir ki na meeda baga impression anduke konchem ekkuva concentrate chestharu
"Have tea... feel free... this is just a casual talk" ani Mechanics Sir anagane konchem dhairyam vachindi...
"Thank You Sir... I don't drink tea... I have something to say here..."
"Go ahead..."
Rambabu vaipu tirigi...
"This is not how I feel, but almost the whole class feels... Sir, we are neither able to see what you are writing on the board nor able to understand what you are speaking in the class"
Rambabu - "Yes Yes... I know... the light which is justh above the boardh... it is noth goodh... we have to change the lighth..."
"But we have the same light for other classes too, Sir"
"Seeee... doctorr writhes some prescripssan... do you understhandh thath??? Only medical shaap fellow will understhandh thath..."
manodu lawyer avvalsindi... chemistry lecturer ayipoyadu...
"In the same way... only engineers can understhandh engineer's language or writhingg... All you guys are engineers... some milk man should not understhandh my writhingg, buth you should understhandh..."
Rambabu cheppina logic ki (appatiki pokiri cinema rakapoyina) nijamga dimma tirigi mind block ayindi... Principal tho sahaa evvadu em matladaledu, memu kuda Rambabu meeda complaint cheyyatam manesam... bunk lu kottatam start chesam... Nenu 1st year motham lo 2 classes matrame bunk kottaanu... aa rendu Rambabu classes ee [:)]
Rambabu cheppina ee theory meeda oka grandham raaseyyalanipinchindi... Rambabu theory ani peru petti patent kuda teesukovalanipinchindi... assembly lo GO kuda pass cheyyalanipinchindi (ilanti lecturers meeda complaint cheyyakudadu ani)... Rambabuuu nuvvu great ayyaa...
Mee vayasentha ani adiginattu khangaru padi venakki tirigaadu Rambabu...
"Can'th you see on the boardh???" specs ni sari chesukuni 2 steps venakki vesi, thana adbhutamaina hand writing ni chusi murisipoboyadu Rambabu...
"We can't see it Sir..." last benches vallu
"We can't understand it Sir..." front benches vallu
"The compounds are Sodhium Hydroside andh Ethyl Asetate gives Sodhium Asetate andh Ethanaal... can'th you see thaath???"
"WHAAT???"... Sorry Sir memu board meeda rasinadanne elagola kashtapadi copy chesukuntamu... meeru matram noru terichi vatini explain cheyyaddu... board meeda danni, meeru cheppinadanni map chesukovataniki varam pattettundi... ani analanipinchindi...
"Ok Sir... Thank You..."
Ila maa Rambabu language, writing oka mystery aipoindi... Da Vinci Code ni kuda ardham chesukune range ki andaram develop ayyam kani Rambabu writing ni matram ardham chesukolekapoyamu...
Idi ila undagaa, maa Rambabu surprise test lu pettevadu, last class lo cheppina topic meeda question isthadu (lesson prepare avvanappudu, prepare ayina upayogam undadu...) daniki memu answers rasukuni, pakkanodi chetha correction cheyinchukuni marks veyinchukovali (so andariki 10/10 vachevi)...
Oka roju...
Edo ardham kaani question ichadu, nenu ardham kaani answer rastunnanu (gurthochina chemical formulas, gurthochina compounds create chesestu...) Masthan, nenu exchange cheskunnamu answer sheets correct cheskovataniki... vadi answer idi...
"My favorite game is cricket. My favorite player is Sachin Tendulkar. 2 teams play cricket, each team has 11 players. 1 captain, 1 wise captain and 1 wicket keeper. There are different types of cricket. Test match and One day innings... blah blah blah blah"
"Reyy! entira idi?"
"enti baga ekkuva rasesana... em chestham cricket fans mari... correct chey"
"neeku 10/10 raa"
"nuvvu kanipettina kotha kotha equations ki kuda 10/10 ra... congrats"
2 months taruvatha...
Student Committee... (marks prakaram divide chestharu... each division nunchi oka boy ni oka girl ni pick chestharu... nenu 1st division lo boy ni committee lo). Meetings jaruguthayi 2 months ki okasari, students ki concerns unte cheppali, maaku vache andaru lecturers untaru, principal untaru, kondaru HODs untaru...
"Oreyy! Rambabu ki pagilipovaliraa... mana problems anni cheppara em parvaledu... manam elago CSE kada... em peekaledu 1st year kuda aipotundi..." maavallu full boosting icharu
Meeting start ayyi konchem sepu ayindi... evo chinna chinna problems ee cheptunnaru migatha aiduguru...
"Anand! why are you not speaking? Don't you have any concerns or your friends??" drawing sir ki na meeda baga impression anduke konchem ekkuva concentrate chestharu
"Have tea... feel free... this is just a casual talk" ani Mechanics Sir anagane konchem dhairyam vachindi...
"Thank You Sir... I don't drink tea... I have something to say here..."
"Go ahead..."
Rambabu vaipu tirigi...
"This is not how I feel, but almost the whole class feels... Sir, we are neither able to see what you are writing on the board nor able to understand what you are speaking in the class"
Rambabu - "Yes Yes... I know... the light which is justh above the boardh... it is noth goodh... we have to change the lighth..."
"But we have the same light for other classes too, Sir"
"Seeee... doctorr writhes some prescripssan... do you understhandh thath??? Only medical shaap fellow will understhandh thath..."
manodu lawyer avvalsindi... chemistry lecturer ayipoyadu...
"In the same way... only engineers can understhandh engineer's language or writhingg... All you guys are engineers... some milk man should not understhandh my writhingg, buth you should understhandh..."
Rambabu cheppina logic ki (appatiki pokiri cinema rakapoyina) nijamga dimma tirigi mind block ayindi... Principal tho sahaa evvadu em matladaledu, memu kuda Rambabu meeda complaint cheyyatam manesam... bunk lu kottatam start chesam... Nenu 1st year motham lo 2 classes matrame bunk kottaanu... aa rendu Rambabu classes ee [:)]
Rambabu cheppina ee theory meeda oka grandham raaseyyalanipinchindi... Rambabu theory ani peru petti patent kuda teesukovalanipinchindi... assembly lo GO kuda pass cheyyalanipinchindi (ilanti lecturers meeda complaint cheyyakudadu ani)... Rambabuuu nuvvu great ayyaa...
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