Topic: Meeru class lo nidrapothara? Enduku nidrapotharu? Ela nidrapotharu? Asalu manasu ela voppukuntundi class lo nidrapovataniki?
Aditya: "Class lo nidrapovatam naa janma hakku amma... nenu class ki vachedi nidrapovatanikeee... asalu mana Venki class eppudosthundaa ani eduru chustha telusaa??? enduku? lesson vineddamanaa??? kaadu... vichala vidiga nidrapodaamani..."
Ashok: "Class lo padukuntene kadara night anthaa GRE ki chadivedi... Wordpower book 13427th time chadavali ivala... Oxford dictionary ni 6255th time chadavali (venkanunchi)... anthaga class lo nidrapattakapothe bench painee GRE Wordlist pettukuni 94732nd time chaduvuthaa... simpllleee..."
Kishore: "Naku class lo nidrapobudhi kaadura... so bunk kottestha... next week paper presentation undi, thukki mama, nenu velthunnam... idivaraku 2836 sarlu submit chesina paper kee peru marchesi malli pampistunnam, select aipoindi haha..."
Me: "Maa bench lo okkadu kuda lesson vinadu... alantappudu nenenduku vinalandi??? emi reason pettukuni vinali??? okademo pakkana nunchi nidrapothu meeda padathaadu, inkokademo atu nunchi GRE chadivestu quiz pettesi ardham kaani words ki meanings adigestu untaadu, inkokademo oke paper ki perulu marchesi eppudu vinani Andaman colleges ki kuda pampestu untaadu... nenenduku vinalandi???"
Wow! what a reactionnnn... "Thinnama... Padukunnama... bus ekkesama" idandi B-Tech final year lo memu chesindi...
Enduku class lo intha nidra antee... night antha system meeda games aadesi, inka kotha games, cinema lu download pettesi (2am-8am free download from BSNL Dataone annamaata) nightout lu chesina rojulavi...
Production#7362 - Take-1:
Aditya: "inka 829 seconds ra..."
Me: "denikiii???"
Aditya: "ee rod class aipovataniki..."
Me: "next sleeping class undiga... eppudoo nursery lo undedira maaku sleeping class, malli innallaki"
Aditya: "792 seconds..."
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Aditya: "huhuaaawwww 5 seconds..."
Kishore: "orey nenu jumpu... enjoy cheyyandi... byeee"
Me: "Orey malli ekkadikiraa... kurchooo nee favorite class undi ippudu... Orey okkadu kuda class lonunchi bayatikellataniki veelledu... musukuni kurchondi..."
Kishore: "Eaayyy! paper presentation gurinchi HOD tho matladalammaa..." (same paper ki different heading em pettalaa ani)
Aditya: "cheee neeee... veedu roju Venki mundu nunchi vellipovatam... ayana enti ani adagatam... veedemo HOD tho discussion antam... adi nammesi vadini pampinchatam... ennallu chudaliraa ee scene?"
Me: "undi matram peekedemundilee... sare book tiyyi ninna madhyalo aapesina chukkala aata aadadam..."
Aditya 3rd year ki 4th year ki kalipi okkate book vaadaadu... vadu class ki teche stationary kuda adokkate... andulo kuda 3-4 pages matrame rasaadu... vatilo kuda memu class lo aadukunna chukkalu-linelu lanti games, inka konni cinema perulu, nenu geese bommalu, inka kontha mathematics (class aipovataniki enni seconds undi ane countdown calculations), Aditya ki matrame ardhamayye vadi writing undedi...
Enter the Venkiii aka Venkateswarlu... manishi laavuga, pottiga, tella juttu tho, nakem teliyadu nannu doubts adagaddu, meeru class lo em chesukunna nenem ananu ane face tho rojuti lagane enter ayyadu...
Venki: "LCD Projector fix chesesesesaraa?"
Back bench student: "chesesesesesaru Sir..."
Grrrr! evadura nannu imitate chesindiii ani venakki chusaru Sir... evadu annado telisina, vadini ippudu thidithe, vadu pagabatti class jarige time lo emaina question aduguthademo ani thittakunda kshaminchi vadilesaru Sir...
Internet Programming text book ni thana sontha kharchutho scan cheyinchi, oka CD cheyincharu maa Venki Sir... roju aa CD ni "Mettela savvadi" serial vesinattu episode lu episode lu ga class lo telecast chestu untaaru... maaku soap serials chuse alavatu ledu kabatti memu pattinchukunevallam kaadu... kontha mandi ammailu matram interesting ga chusevallu (konni kaaranaala valla valla perulu indulo rayadamledu :P)
Nenu bag lonunchi book teesa edo note cheskuntunnattu show cheyyali kada, ala tala ethi chusesariki maa bench lo nenokkadine unna... "Ammanee!@#$%^ ekkadiki paripoyaruraa..." venakki tirigi chusanu... Ashok gadu last bench lo last lo kurchuni appude GRE wordlist open chesadu, Aditya emo aa mundu bench lo kurchuni book lo chukkalu pedutunnadu next day class lo game aadukovataniki... Sir laptop lo CD pedutunnaru, gap lo nenu kuda last bench ki jump aipodam ani lechi venakki parigethaanu...
Me: "Reyy... jaragandira... chusthadu Sir..."
Ashok: "Eeeyyy nuvvendukura venakkochav... leeeleee" ani gap lekunda chaapukuni kurchunnadu
Me: "Areeyy... Aadi babu jaragara chusthaduu... nee yenkamma"
Venki: "Enti front benches lo evvaru leruu? Eeeyy youu... enti venakki vellipoyav? Come and sit in your place... munduki vocheseseseseyiii"
Me: "Please Sir..."
Venki: "Front benches lo evvaru lekapothe nenevariki cheppalayya? randi mundukochi kurchondi... vocheseseseseseyandi..."
Me(manasulo): "emi vocheseesesesse ra babu..."
Me: "randi ra mundu kurchundam mana place lo... Adityaa, Ashokk..."
Ashok/Aditya: "Nee yabbaa... mammalni irikisthava"
Sir ki short term memory loss valla nannu pilicharanna sangathi marchipoyaru, ee gap lo nenu Aditya pakkane settle aipoya...
Class loki lighting rakunda windows anni close chesesam :D Projector ON chesaru, laptop ni connect chesaru, serial modalayindi... Venki Sir chakkaga slides chusukuni dani meeda unnavanni spelling mistake lekunda chaduvutunnaru... ala chadivi chadivi maa Venki language baga improve ayindi last 2 months ga [:)]
Inthaloo...
Aditya: "rey chukkalu pettaganee... line giyyi first nuvvu..."
Inthalo venaka bench nunchi Ashok gollatho gichaadu...
Me: "entiraaa gichaavv? podusthaa..."
Ashok: "Masquerade ki meaning cheppu... root word cheppu..."
Me: "Dictionary ivvara chepthaa..."
Next class DAA - Discrete Analysis of Algorithms (madam peru Purnima but I prefer calling her as DAA madam)...
Production#7363 - Take-1:
Eee class ante andariki hadalu, full josh lo lesson cheptudi madam, aame josh chusthe nidra kuda raadu (okka maa Aditya ki tappa)... memu maa normal places ki vachesam...
Left row lo girls, middle and right rows lo boys. Memu center row lo 2nd bench... order of seating left to right (Aditya, Me, Ashok, Kishore/Kalpesh)...
Madam evo ardham kaani algorithms ni explain chesestundi board meeda... and we are supposed to copy them... nenu aithe em rastunnano kuda ardham kakunda edo rastunna... Aditya vanka chusanu... rendu chethulatho talakaya pattukuni book vaipu chusutunnadu (anukunnanu)... konchem bend ayyi chusanu... anna garu manchi deep sleep lo unnadu...
Me: "Reeyyy... legara babu... chusindante algorithm appacheppedaka vurukodu... leee"
Ninnatidaka EAMCET exams ki nightout lu chesi chadivina state ranker face laga undi vadi face... kallu reddd ga unnayi...
Aditya: "emaindi? madam pilichinda?" ani madam vaipu chusadu...
Me: "chudalaa... entira aa nidra? darunamga... pakkanunchi ammailu chusi navvutunnaru vugutunnavu..."
Aditya: "thokkale... vallu kuda chusi nerchukuntaru... 5min aagi lepu malli podukuntunna..."
After 2min...
DAA madam: "Aditya... what are you doing?"
nenu Aditya ni dokkalo podichaanu... lechi, podukunna vallani lepithe maha paapamra annattu chusadu...
DAA madam: "Adityaaa... why are you sleeping?"
Aditya vaadi EAMCET ranker kallatho madam vanka chusadu... antha red ga unna kallani madam chusi khangaru padindi...
DAA madam: "Are you ok? you need some rest?"
Me(manasulo): vadu already teesukunedi rest ee kada :P
mana vadiki nidra mathu inka vadalaledu...
DAA madam: "Go and wash your face... Go"
Aditya(naku okkadike vinapadettu): "heeheeheeee... nenu college antha tirigesi vastha period aipoyedaka..."
Me: "ammaneee kantri gaa... bumper offer kottesavu kadaraaa..."
Inthalo...
DAA madam: "who is that sleeping on desk?"
Vasu: "Syam... lee madam pilustunnaru..."
annagaru lechi vollu viruchukunnaru...
Syam: "Fever madam..."
class lo andaru navvaaru...
DAA madam: "then why did you come to class? huh... all hopeless people in the class..."
asalu cheppukuntu povalante inka chala unnayi... chala gurthuravatledu kuda... gurthu vachina konnitini incidents ni mix chesi chala lite ga change chesi rasaanu...
PS: lecturers ni vekkirinchatam na hobby kaadu, ye college lo aina raka rakala lecturers untaru... andaru students ki ive sweet memories... avi gurthu techukuntu andaritho share chesukovalanna uddesam thone rastunnanu... evarinaina hurt chesthe sorry...
