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Topic: Meeru class lo nidrapothara? Enduku nidrapotharu? Ela nidrapotharu? Asalu manasu ela voppukuntundi class lo nidrapovataniki?

Aditya: "Class lo nidrapovatam naa janma hakku amma... nenu class ki vachedi nidrapovatanikeee... asalu mana Venki class eppudosthundaa ani eduru chustha telusaa??? enduku? lesson vineddamanaa??? kaadu... vichala vidiga nidrapodaamani..."

Ashok: "Class lo padukuntene kadara night anthaa GRE ki chadivedi... Wordpower book 13427th time chadavali ivala... Oxford dictionary ni 6255th time chadavali (venkanunchi)... anthaga class lo nidrapattakapothe bench painee GRE Wordlist pettukuni 94732nd time chaduvuthaa... simpllleee..."

Kishore: "Naku class lo nidrapobudhi kaadura... so bunk kottestha... next week paper presentation undi, thukki mama, nenu velthunnam... idivaraku 2836 sarlu submit chesina paper kee peru marchesi malli pampistunnam, select aipoindi haha..."

Me: "Maa bench lo okkadu kuda lesson vinadu... alantappudu nenenduku vinalandi??? emi reason pettukuni vinali??? okademo pakkana nunchi nidrapothu meeda padathaadu, inkokademo atu nunchi GRE chadivestu quiz pettesi ardham kaani words ki meanings adigestu untaadu, inkokademo oke paper ki perulu marchesi eppudu vinani Andaman colleges ki kuda pampestu untaadu... nenenduku vinalandi???"

Wow! what a reactionnnn... "Thinnama... Padukunnama... bus ekkesama" idandi B-Tech final year lo memu chesindi...

Enduku class lo intha nidra antee... night antha system meeda games aadesi, inka kotha games, cinema lu download pettesi (2am-8am free download from BSNL Dataone annamaata) nightout lu chesina rojulavi...

Production#7362 - Take-1:

Aditya: "inka 829 seconds ra..."
Me: "denikiii???"
Aditya: "ee rod class aipovataniki..."
Me: "next sleeping class undiga... eppudoo nursery lo undedira maaku sleeping class, malli innallaki"
Aditya: "792 seconds..."
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Aditya: "huhuaaawwww 5 seconds..."
Kishore: "orey nenu jumpu... enjoy cheyyandi... byeee"
Me: "Orey malli ekkadikiraa... kurchooo nee favorite class undi ippudu... Orey okkadu kuda class lonunchi bayatikellataniki veelledu... musukuni kurchondi..."
Kishore: "Eaayyy! paper presentation gurinchi HOD tho matladalammaa..." (same paper ki different heading em pettalaa ani)
Aditya: "cheee neeee... veedu roju Venki mundu nunchi vellipovatam... ayana enti ani adagatam... veedemo HOD tho discussion antam... adi nammesi vadini pampinchatam... ennallu chudaliraa ee scene?"
Me: "undi matram peekedemundilee... sare book tiyyi ninna madhyalo aapesina chukkala aata aadadam..."

Aditya 3rd year ki 4th year ki kalipi okkate book vaadaadu... vadu class ki teche stationary kuda adokkate... andulo kuda 3-4 pages matrame rasaadu... vatilo kuda memu class lo aadukunna chukkalu-linelu lanti games, inka konni cinema perulu, nenu geese bommalu, inka kontha mathematics (class aipovataniki enni seconds undi ane countdown calculations), Aditya ki matrame ardhamayye vadi writing undedi...

Enter the Venkiii aka Venkateswarlu... manishi laavuga, pottiga, tella juttu tho, nakem teliyadu nannu doubts adagaddu, meeru class lo em chesukunna nenem ananu ane face tho rojuti lagane enter ayyadu...

Venki: "LCD Projector fix chesesesesaraa?"
Back bench student: "chesesesesesaru Sir..."

Grrrr! evadura nannu imitate chesindiii ani venakki chusaru Sir... evadu annado telisina, vadini ippudu thidithe, vadu pagabatti class jarige time lo emaina question aduguthademo ani thittakunda kshaminchi vadilesaru Sir...

Internet Programming text book ni thana sontha kharchutho scan cheyinchi, oka CD cheyincharu maa Venki Sir... roju aa CD ni "Mettela savvadi" serial vesinattu episode lu episode lu ga class lo telecast chestu untaaru... maaku soap serials chuse alavatu ledu kabatti memu pattinchukunevallam kaadu... kontha mandi ammailu matram interesting ga chusevallu (konni kaaranaala valla valla perulu indulo rayadamledu :P)

Nenu bag lonunchi book teesa edo note cheskuntunnattu show cheyyali kada, ala tala ethi chusesariki maa bench lo nenokkadine unna... "Ammanee!@#$%^ ekkadiki paripoyaruraa..." venakki tirigi chusanu... Ashok gadu last bench lo last lo kurchuni appude GRE wordlist open chesadu, Aditya emo aa mundu bench lo kurchuni book lo chukkalu pedutunnadu next day class lo game aadukovataniki... Sir laptop lo CD pedutunnaru, gap lo nenu kuda last bench ki jump aipodam ani lechi venakki parigethaanu...

Me: "Reyy... jaragandira... chusthadu Sir..."
Ashok: "Eeeyyy nuvvendukura venakkochav... leeeleee" ani gap lekunda chaapukuni kurchunnadu
Me: "Areeyy... Aadi babu jaragara chusthaduu... nee yenkamma"
Venki: "Enti front benches lo evvaru leruu? Eeeyy youu... enti venakki vellipoyav? Come and sit in your place... munduki vocheseseseseyiii"
Me: "Please Sir..."
Venki: "Front benches lo evvaru lekapothe nenevariki cheppalayya? randi mundukochi kurchondi... vocheseseseseseyandi..."
Me(manasulo): "emi vocheseesesesse ra babu..."
Me: "randi ra mundu kurchundam mana place lo... Adityaa, Ashokk..."
Ashok/Aditya: "Nee yabbaa... mammalni irikisthava"

Sir ki short term memory loss valla nannu pilicharanna sangathi marchipoyaru, ee gap lo nenu Aditya pakkane settle aipoya...

Class loki lighting rakunda windows anni close chesesam :D Projector ON chesaru, laptop ni connect chesaru, serial modalayindi... Venki Sir chakkaga slides chusukuni dani meeda unnavanni spelling mistake lekunda chaduvutunnaru... ala chadivi chadivi maa Venki language baga improve ayindi last 2 months ga [:)]

Inthaloo...

Aditya: "rey chukkalu pettaganee... line giyyi first nuvvu..."
Inthalo venaka bench nunchi Ashok gollatho gichaadu...
Me: "entiraaa gichaavv? podusthaa..."
Ashok: "Masquerade ki meaning cheppu... root word cheppu..."
Me: "Dictionary ivvara chepthaa..."

Next class DAA - Discrete Analysis of Algorithms (madam peru Purnima but I prefer calling her as DAA madam)...
Production#7363 - Take-1:

Eee class ante andariki hadalu, full josh lo lesson cheptudi madam, aame josh chusthe nidra kuda raadu (okka maa Aditya ki tappa)... memu maa normal places ki vachesam...

Left row lo girls, middle and right rows lo boys. Memu center row lo 2nd bench... order of seating left to right (Aditya, Me, Ashok, Kishore/Kalpesh)...

Madam evo ardham kaani algorithms ni explain chesestundi board meeda... and we are supposed to copy them... nenu aithe em rastunnano kuda ardham kakunda edo rastunna... Aditya vanka chusanu... rendu chethulatho talakaya pattukuni book vaipu chusutunnadu (anukunnanu)... konchem bend ayyi chusanu... anna garu manchi deep sleep lo unnadu...

Me: "Reeyyy... legara babu... chusindante algorithm appacheppedaka vurukodu... leee"
Ninnatidaka EAMCET exams ki nightout lu chesi chadivina state ranker face laga undi vadi face... kallu reddd ga unnayi...

Aditya: "emaindi? madam pilichinda?" ani madam vaipu chusadu...
Me: "chudalaa... entira aa nidra? darunamga... pakkanunchi ammailu chusi navvutunnaru vugutunnavu..."
Aditya: "thokkale... vallu kuda chusi nerchukuntaru... 5min aagi lepu malli podukuntunna..."

After 2min...

DAA madam: "Aditya... what are you doing?"
nenu Aditya ni dokkalo podichaanu... lechi, podukunna vallani lepithe maha paapamra annattu chusadu...
DAA madam: "Adityaaa... why are you sleeping?"

Aditya vaadi EAMCET ranker kallatho madam vanka chusadu... antha red ga unna kallani madam chusi khangaru padindi...

DAA madam: "Are you ok? you need some rest?"
Me(manasulo): vadu already teesukunedi rest ee kada :P
mana vadiki nidra mathu inka vadalaledu...
DAA madam: "Go and wash your face... Go"

Aditya(naku okkadike vinapadettu): "heeheeheeee... nenu college antha tirigesi vastha period aipoyedaka..."
Me: "ammaneee kantri gaa... bumper offer kottesavu kadaraaa..."

Inthalo...

DAA madam: "who is that sleeping on desk?"
Vasu: "Syam... lee madam pilustunnaru..."
annagaru lechi vollu viruchukunnaru...
Syam: "Fever madam..."
class lo andaru navvaaru...
DAA madam: "then why did you come to class? huh... all hopeless people in the class..."

asalu cheppukuntu povalante inka chala unnayi... chala gurthuravatledu kuda... gurthu vachina konnitini incidents ni mix chesi chala lite ga change chesi rasaanu...

PS: lecturers ni vekkirinchatam na hobby kaadu, ye college lo aina raka rakala lecturers untaru... andaru students ki ive sweet memories... avi gurthu techukuntu andaritho share chesukovalanna uddesam thone rastunnanu... evarinaina hurt chesthe sorry...

Rambabuuuuuuu nuvvu entha great ayyaa...

Aahhh... sorry guys... 2 years daatipoyindi ee blog lo post raasi :( ante college kaburlu aipoyayani kaaduu... cheppukovalante mahabharatham antha unnayi... this is like a come back post... enjoy [:D]

Ee post lo hero, villain, director, producer, clap kottevadu, light man, sound man anni Rambabeee antee Rambabu centric post annamaata idi... Inthaki evaru ee Rambabu??? RVR & JC lo Engineering 1st year lo ye branch vallakaina Chemistry ane oka subject chastundi (avasaram unna lekapoyina anni branches vallu Chemistry chadavalsindee)... time bagokapothe Chemistry ane bhayankaramaina subject ki Rambabu anabadee athi bhayankaramaina lecturer vasthadu... naa time eppudu bad ee ilanti vishayalalo...

Maa college lo B-Tech students ki 1st year common subjects, so for a change 1st year branch wise kakunda anni branches vallani mix chesesi sections ga divide chesaru... nenu 1st year B-section... 2nd bench lo Mohan (CSE), Nenu(CSE), Harsha(CSE) and Masthan(ECE) or Ashok(CSE) kurchunevallam... aa last place kosam Masthan, Ashok kottukunevallu papam... First year lo chala bagundedi antha... engineering ki kotha kaabatti viragabadi chadivevallam... sradhaga class lu vinevallam (except chemistry) enduko kasepatlo meeke ardhamavutundi...

Naku basic ga chemistry ante antha interest undedi kaadu... intermediate tho vodilinchukunnam le anukunnadi malli vochi tagaladindi... chi chi anukunna... aina CSE vallaki Chemistry endukura babuuu ani talalu baadukunnam...

1st Chemistry class start ayindi:

Enter the Rambabu... oka 40+ years untayi, manishi pottiga, nallaga, lavuga, specs pettukuni, ringula juttu tho unnadu...

"Gooddh Maaningg! I am Raambdaabu... I will teachh Chemissthryyy... inthrodhyuss yourselff..." ala modalayyayi maa kashtalu... Babu garu em matladaro class lo oka committee vesukuni, seethakaala samavesalu, yendakaala samavesaalu pettukuni, oka swethapathram release chesi, antha oka decision ki vasthe gani ardhamayyedi kaadu... ila konnallaki Rambabu garini konchem fast ga ardham chesukune naipunyam maa lo vachesindi...

2 months taruvaatha...

Rambabu board meeda sapasapaa rasestunnadu... ilaaa...

"Sir! excuse me... what is that compound on the right side???"

Mee vayasentha ani adiginattu khangaru padi venakki tirigaadu Rambabu...

"Can'th you see on the boardh???" specs ni sari chesukuni 2 steps venakki vesi, thana adbhutamaina hand writing ni chusi murisipoboyadu Rambabu...

"We can't see it Sir..." last benches vallu
"We can't understand it Sir..." front benches vallu

"The compounds are Sodhium Hydroside andh Ethyl Asetate gives Sodhium Asetate andh Ethanaal... can'th you see thaath???"

"WHAAT???"... Sorry Sir memu board meeda rasinadanne elagola kashtapadi copy chesukuntamu... meeru matram noru terichi vatini explain cheyyaddu... board meeda danni, meeru cheppinadanni map chesukovataniki varam pattettundi... ani analanipinchindi...

"Ok Sir... Thank You..."

Ila maa Rambabu language, writing oka mystery aipoindi... Da Vinci Code ni kuda ardham chesukune range ki andaram develop ayyam kani Rambabu writing ni matram ardham chesukolekapoyamu...

Idi ila undagaa, maa Rambabu surprise test lu pettevadu, last class lo cheppina topic meeda question isthadu (lesson prepare avvanappudu, prepare ayina upayogam undadu...) daniki memu answers rasukuni, pakkanodi chetha correction cheyinchukuni marks veyinchukovali (so andariki 10/10 vachevi)...

Oka roju...

Edo ardham kaani question ichadu, nenu ardham kaani answer rastunnanu (gurthochina chemical formulas, gurthochina compounds create chesestu...) Masthan, nenu exchange cheskunnamu answer sheets correct cheskovataniki... vadi answer idi...

"My favorite game is cricket. My favorite player is Sachin Tendulkar. 2 teams play cricket, each team has 11 players. 1 captain, 1 wise captain and 1 wicket keeper. There are different types of cricket. Test match and One day innings... blah blah blah blah"

"Reyy! entira idi?"
"enti baga ekkuva rasesana... em chestham cricket fans mari... correct chey"
"neeku 10/10 raa"
"nuvvu kanipettina kotha kotha equations ki kuda 10/10 ra... congrats"

2 months taruvatha...

Student Committee... (marks prakaram divide chestharu... each division nunchi oka boy ni oka girl ni pick chestharu... nenu 1st division lo boy ni committee lo). Meetings jaruguthayi 2 months ki okasari, students ki concerns unte cheppali, maaku vache andaru lecturers untaru, principal untaru, kondaru HODs untaru...

"Oreyy! Rambabu ki pagilipovaliraa... mana problems anni cheppara em parvaledu... manam elago CSE kada... em peekaledu 1st year kuda aipotundi..." maavallu full boosting icharu

Meeting start ayyi konchem sepu ayindi... evo chinna chinna problems ee cheptunnaru migatha aiduguru...

"Anand! why are you not speaking? Don't you have any concerns or your friends??" drawing sir ki na meeda baga impression anduke konchem ekkuva concentrate chestharu

"Have tea... feel free... this is just a casual talk" ani Mechanics Sir anagane konchem dhairyam vachindi...

"Thank You Sir... I don't drink tea... I have something to say here..."
"Go ahead..."

Rambabu vaipu tirigi...

"This is not how I feel, but almost the whole class feels... Sir, we are neither able to see what you are writing on the board nor able to understand what you are speaking in the class"

Rambabu - "Yes Yes... I know... the light which is justh above the boardh... it is noth goodh... we have to change the lighth..."

"But we have the same light for other classes too, Sir"

"Seeee... doctorr writhes some prescripssan... do you understhandh thath??? Only medical shaap fellow will understhandh thath..."

manodu lawyer avvalsindi... chemistry lecturer ayipoyadu...

"In the same way... only engineers can understhandh engineer's language or writhingg... All you guys are engineers... some milk man should not understhandh my writhingg, buth you should understhandh..."

Rambabu cheppina logic ki (appatiki pokiri cinema rakapoyina) nijamga dimma tirigi mind block ayindi... Principal tho sahaa evvadu em matladaledu, memu kuda Rambabu meeda complaint cheyyatam manesam... bunk lu kottatam start chesam... Nenu 1st year motham lo 2 classes matrame bunk kottaanu... aa rendu Rambabu classes ee [:)]

Rambabu cheppina ee theory meeda oka grandham raaseyyalanipinchindi... Rambabu theory ani peru petti patent kuda teesukovalanipinchindi... assembly lo GO kuda pass cheyyalanipinchindi (ilanti lecturers meeda complaint cheyyakudadu ani)... Rambabuuu nuvvu great ayyaa...

WORK SHOP = Carpentry + Tin Smithy + Welding + House Wiring

“CSE students ki workshop endukuraaa???” anukunnam…

Inshirt cheyyali… Khakhi color Apron vesukuvellali (I hate khakhi color aprons)... shoes veskovali… records naligipokunda teesukuravali…

Kani nijam chepthunna workshop anedi oka ultimate lab [:D] naku ilantivi enduko bhale nachesevi [:D] aa dokkulo chemistry CSE students ki akkharledu kani, ilanti workshops pettachu… aaduthu paaduthu chesukovachu…

Motham section ni 4 parts chesaru… nenu batch-1 so order lo naku first Carpentry vochindi, next Tin smithy, next welding last lo power connections. Apron konaligaa… inthalo naa cloooose friend (school lo)… maa college lone maa senior… Lakshmi Kanth [:D] ni salaha adigaanu…

“Endukura konatam… 1 year ki… naadi undi teesko” ani ichaadu…

ee apron lu, drafter lu anthe 1st year kee kaabatti general ga baaga ragging cheyinchukunna juniors ki seniors nunchi ala vaarasathvamga anduthu untayi… naku ee vidham ga dakkindi…

Naaku silalapai silpaalu chekkatam lantivi ante parama interestu [:P] edo cheseddam oka monument chekkeddam ani avesam ga lopaliki vellaa…Vaatini yemantaro marchipoya kaaniii… chudagane kanipinchinavi Hammer (completely made of wood), Saw etc etc etc…

aa hammer ni chusthe naakaithe hanumanthudi vaanara sainyam vaade gadha (hindi lo gadhaa kaadu [:P] adoka weapon telusuga) ala anipinchediii… ala chethitho pattukogane vachina 1st thought… danitho oka 10 mandi burralu pagalagottali ani… action cinema lu ekkuva chusthe ilanti aalochanale vasthaayemo…

Vuli teesukuni Sir cheppinatte aavesam tho okkate okka shot vesa sutthi tho… yee mutton shop lono cheralsindi nenu… thu okati waste aipoindi… jagrathaga cheyyali… ani eesari jagrathaga chesanu… baga vochindi…

intiki teesukelli amma ki chupinchalanipinchindi…
"chudamma nee koduku entha prayojakudu ayyadoo" ani [:P]
ante udyogam rakapoina mesthri pani chesukuni brathaka galanu anna confidence vachindi naaku [:D]

ee aalochanallo shot miss ayyi velu chithikindi (kevvvvvvvvvvvv ani swatanthram ga aravalekapoyaa… pakkane ammayilu… manam hero kada… debbalu tagalakudadu… tagilina noppi puttanattuga natinchaali) ala mesthri training complete chesukuni Tin smithy paniloki enter ayya…

Aluminium sheets tho chinna chinna dabbalu, chaatalu, garaata lu cheyyalannamaata… vatini cut cheyyataniki evevo… doctor lu vaade aayudhaalu undevi… mothaaniki nenu kuda edo operation lu chesi adi kuda nerchesukunna… nenu chesina aluminium pette okati intiki teesukelli amma ki chupinchaanandooy [:D] papam kani adi lillyput size lo undatam valla ala antique aipoindi intlo… lekapothe roju annam andulone thinevadinemo [:P]

Next the great keka welding… nipputho chelagaatam… chinna chinna iron bars ni pichekkedaka kosiiii kosiiii same size ki cut chesi raka rakaluga welding cheyyali…(neat gaaaa)… maa vaadu okadaithe daniki entha welding pettadantee aaa item lo asalu piece ekkada undo ardham kaaledu… adi anthariksham (space) nunchi vochi padina oka rayi laga aipoindi… daanni RVR museum lo surakshithamga bhadraparichaam [:P]

My first welding trial was a huuuuuuuuge flop [:P] aa item ni vissiri kottalanipinchindi… entra ila welding pettaanu ani… next time technique ardhamaindi… super ga pettaa… aavesam thattukoleka welding pettina ventane aahaaa oohooo ani chethitho pattukunna… antheee Suuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mandi

(Kevvvvvuuuuuuuuu ani almost arichesa… kani sound bayatiki raledu… reason emito telusugaa… danni ala vissiresaa… chuttupakkana janaalu entra veedu ala visiresadu anukunnaru) yedi yemaina I liked welding stuff [:D] So, avasaramaithe welding chesukuni aina brathakagalanu [:P]

Next power connections… inthakanna sodi inkokati undadura baboooo… staircase connections, tube light connections avi ivi ani undevi… aa boards emo chetha laga undevi… ee kharma entiraa anipinchedi… mothaniki edo chesi light lu veliginchaam…
Ala workshop jarigindi…

PS: ee workshop lo work cheyyaleka maa class lo iddarammayilu kallu tirigi padipoyaaru… soo pity… vishayam emitante vallu yee CSE oo IT oo ECE oo kaadu… mechanical ammayilu… next 4years vallu cheyyalsindi ideee… migatha vallandaru bane unnaru kani vallu padipoyaru… final year daka ela manage chesaro ento papam…

Appudu maa Sir “amma… meeru college ki vochetappudu emaina thini randamma” ani gundelu baadukuni maree mothukunnadu papam…

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

Engineering drawing… [:D] naaku chinnappatnunchi drawing ante praanam… asalu architecture lo join avvalsindemo anipinchedi appudappudu… class lo naa antha interest ga aa drawing class vinnavadu kanii drafter teesukuni drawing vesinavadu kani naaku telisi ledu… duradrushtavasaathu maa battalion lo yee okkadiki drawing ante interest undedi kaadu… drawing Sir ki emo manamante varninchalenantha impression… drawing room lo (vere vatiki lab laga deeniki drawing vestham drawing halls lo) giyyamani cheppina figure andarikanna mundu manade ayyedi ante athisayokthi kaadu… daaniki taggattu maa drawing sir chart antha okey sari correct cheyyakunda naa deggiriki vochesi… geesthunna vatini geesthunnattee madhya madhyalo correct chesevaru… idi chusina maa battalion loni janaalu kallallo kaaram posukunevallu (hahaha moham meede anevallu… emi maaya chesavuraa… maayagaadaa… ani)

Appatlo almost roju drawing period undedi… okka Friday tappa… so eppudu mana chethilo drafter undavalasindee… (engineering students ki aithe drafter ela untundo telusthundi… veelaithe pics pedathanu twaralo… daanni fold chesthe long barrel gun laga vostundi shape)

Seniors ki junior chethullo drafter chudaganee putte first korika ragging cheyyalani… maa bus lo common ee kada idii… andarithopatee nenu dorikaa aa roju… kani appatike konchem saradaga undevallam juniors seniors…

“rey Anandu gaa… neeku action cinema lu ishtamaa???”
“aveeee annitikanna ishtam Sir [:D]” oka vedhava navvu navvuthuuu
“evaru isthamraaa???”

jaragaboyee ghoraanni grahinchaleka excitement tho cheppaa
“Arnold Schwarzenegger [:D]”

“Woow… aripinchaav… aithe bus city loki vellatamthonee sathru seshaalanu hadalugotte task okati neeku isthamraa…”

Organic Chemistry, Calculus, Algebra, KingCobra anni class lu okesari vinte ela untundooo ala anipinchindi… ante emi ardham avvaledu…

Bus mirch yard daati city loki enter ayindi…

“Tiyyaraa Gunnuuuuuu (Gun)” ante mana so called drafter…
“Okkadu kuda migalataniki veelledu kaalchey raa… ippudu manam sathru desam lo adugupettaam”

naaku ardhamaipoindi… mari kaasepatlo nenoka pedda bakara ni kaabothunnanoochh anukunna…

naaku thoduga Ramana ane ECE vadini kuda fight cheyyamannaru… window seats lo kurchunnam… papam evaro uncle aunty scooter meeda velthunnaru…

“Kaalcheyyaraaaaaa kaaalcheyyyy” annadu oka senior navvu aapukovataniki kashtapadutuuu
Drafter ni gun laga pattukuni… valla vaipu thippaa…

“Em chestunnavraaa????”
“Shoot chestunnaa…[:D]” (mallli oka vedhava navvu navvaa)
“Mari Gun lonunchi sound ravatledentiraaa???”
“Silencer pettam kada Sir…”
“Aina konchem sound ravali sound cheyyyy”

Malli so called Gun ni point chesa… papam aa uncle aunty vellipovachu kada… thedalosthe aayana bus aapi nannem chesthado ani bhayamga undi… kani nenu kuda loloopala bhale enjoy cheyyatam start chesa… pattukunte entantaa… ragging chestunnaru kabatti kaalchaam… anthe kadaa… hee hee… manam safe side… inka rechipovachu…

“Ddaa dda dda dda ddaa ddaaa dishaaa dishumm dhamaaal dhumellll” lanti sounds chestu aa uncle ni aunty ni Terminator II lo Arnie kaalchinattu kaalchesa…

Idi engineering college bus aa leka pichollani ethukelle bus aa annattu chusaru iddaru… papam kasepatiki vallaki ardhamainattu undi idedo ragging lo part ani… maa Ramana naakanna veerochithamga evvarini vadalakunda kaalchiparesthunnadu jaali dayaa lantivi lekunda…

Inthalo signals paddayi bus aagindi… konchem deggirlone traffic constable…

“Kaalcheyyy vadini… evvariniii vadaladdu…”
“Thedalosthe problem Sir… vallatho enduku cheppandi comedy lu… migatha andarini kaalusthunnamgaa” annanu
“Hmmm sarele… bus kadili konchem dooram vellagane kaalchu ala aithe…”

Papam aa traffic constable ki time baaledanukuntaa… nenu chesina attack lo bali aipoina list lo peru namoodu cheyinchesukunnadu… may his soul rest in peace [:P]

(Ragging mithimeera kunda ila unte enchakka juniors seniors andaru enjoy chestharu… naa vishyam lo 99% alane jarigindi… ivanni taluchukunnappudalla chaala navvochedi… ilantivi inka andaritho share cheskovalani undi… anduke ee blogs lo rastunnanu…)

(next post: WORK SHOP = Carpentry + Tin Smithy + Welding + House wiring)

BUNK KOTTI MOVIE KI PLAN VESAM… KAANI…

Everything was going fine. Baaga nachesindi engineering… subjects avi kuda bagunnayi… chaduvuthune maa level lo memu koddo goppo enjoy chestunnamu… aithe oka roju maa battalion ki oka thokkalo idea vochindi… bunk kotti cinema ki vellaliiii ani…

“bunk entiraaa??? Mari class luuu???” anna nenu idi vinagane
“anni subjects aipoyayi kadara ee mid ki syllabus… em cheppatledu kada… vellina urike kurchovatam tappa emundi???” annadu mohan
“ante chemistry undi kadara inkaa konchem”

(nijam cheptunna naaku chemistry ante adokarakamaina allergy… anni ardhamavuthayi… anni tega chaduvutha… kani enduko annitikanna markulu takkuvochevi externals lo… daaniki thodu aa chemistry Ram Babu sir ni chusthe… eeyanani urgent ga yee Andaman koo… yee Amazon koo pampincheyyalanipinchedi nakaithe… yem matladutunnadooo… board meeda em rastunnado atleast ayanakaina ardhamavuthaya ani naa doubt… okasari adigaam

“Sir konchem thick ga and peddaga rayandi… emi kanipinchatledu ardhamavvatledu ani”
“Engineers bhaasha engineers kee ardhamavutundi” ani chinna jhalak ichaadu… appatlo ground floor lo unnamkaniii… veelaithe digital block paiki ekki naa chaavuki kaaranam RamBabu mastaru ani rasi dookeyyalanipinchindi…)

Intha gurthochaaka Ram Babu class picha lite anna vishayaanni grahinchi… oka 2 periods aipogane jump aipovataniki bayatikocham… asalu nene bayatikochesanante class lo 99% already bayata unnarane ardham… [:P] (nenu general ga bunk kottanu asalu)

Gumpulo govindaa… sandatlo sademiyaa ani paadukuntu… college gate deggiriki vochesam… final years ki mid exam aipoindi appude…

Vaarevaaa yeemi legguuu ani Money cinema lo brahmanandam kosam padukunnattu padukunnam…

Sarele inthamandilo manalnevadu pattukuntadani mothaniki gate daatesam… cheppaanuga entrance nunchi main road 1km untundani… so nadustu unnam… correct ga madhya daarilo Ram Babu Hostel and Ram Babu Canteen untayi (ee Ram Babu maa chemistry RamBabu alias Ramboo vere lendi)… akkade untaaru… pani paata lekunda bewarsegaa tirigee seniors… adi bewarse gallu unde Den lantidi… so ala velthu unnam… darilo maakante munde jump ayyi vochesina kondaru juniors ni pattukuni already ragging oka range lo modalettesaru seniors… aa roju first 2 periods mechanical workshop undatam valla shoes veskellam andaram… vesukosthe evado okkaro iddaro shoes vesukostharu kani andaru vesukuraru kada… memandaram shoes veskunesariki and also basic ga aa time lo maa mukhaalu chusina yee yedavaina chepthadu memu 1st years ani…

Aa time lo kalisi velthunnadi… nenu, Ashok, Mohan, Harsha, Masthan(ece but maa section ee)

“Reey… itu randiraa…” pilichaadu gattumeeda kurchunna oka senior
(nooooooooo not again anukunna nenu… chinnapillodi chethilo chocolate laakkunte face ela pedathado ala pettesa nenaithe…)
Subhamaa ani first time cinema ki plan vesthe identraaaa huhuhu awwww

“Sir… Good Morning Sir”…
“Entiraa workshop unda ivalaa???” (shoes vanka chustuuu)
“Avunu sir”
“1st year lone bunk lu kodutunnaraaraaa??? Em class ra ippudu???”
“Sir… adiii… mids ki syllabus aipoyayi Sir… except chemistry… andukeee”
“Evadra meeku chemistry ki???”
“Ram Babu Sir”
“Arey meeru bunk kottatam lo em tappu ledu vellipondiraa… pondiraaaaa naa kalla mundu nunchiiiiii”
(aa time lo vadi face chusthe anipinchindi… Ram Babu ki baaga bali aina konni cases lo veedoka case emo ani)

Hammayya veedevado manchodilaga unnadu vodilesadu ani vellabothunte… darilo 4 bikes vesukuni maaku eduruga vocharu inkoka naluguru seniors…

“Aagandi beeyy”
“Arey 1st years eegaa… ekkadiki raa velthunnaru???”
“intiki Sir…”
“hmmm… arey memu ivala enjoy cheddamani decide ayyamraa… chinna trip veddam anukuntunnam… mari bandiki petrol kavaligaa… entha undira mee deggira???”

maa mukhalaki aa time lo nijam cheppaalante dabbulu entha varaku avasaramo anthee undevi… aa roju edo appude anukunnam cinema ki vellataniki saripothayile ani…

memu lekkhallo weak emo ani papam aa senior gadee intiki vellataniki entha avasaramoo correct ga antha unchukomani daya thalichi vodilesadu extra dabbulu teesukuni…

vellipothuntee malli pilichaaru vaallu “Reeeeeeeeyyyy”

inkem kaavaaliraaa dunnapothullaraa… andamanipinchindi…

“Sorry raa… dabbulu tight… petrol leedu… em anukokandi… hai ga intikelli thongoondi…”

Veellani ippudu thittaalaa thannalaa??? Hmm kottaka kottaka first time kottina bunk aithe successful aindi kaniii… bunk kotti cheyyalanukunna pani cheyyalekapoyaam…
Main road meeda nunchi Market ki 5/- bus… akkadinunchi Inti deggiriki 5/- service auto pattukuni evari illaki vallam velli musukuni podukonnam

(next post: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER)

THU NENU ILANTI VAADINAAA… HUH [X-(]

Oka 1month aipoindi… maadi 2nd bench nenu, mohan, harsha, ashok kurchunevallam… budhiga class lu vinatam… cheppina pani cheyyatam… peddaga allari cheyyakundane neat ga enjoy cheyyatam… ila undevallam… Sirs deggira impression kottadaniki entho time pattaledu… [:D] inthalo B section lo okadu late ga join ayyadu… 3rd counseling kuda aipoyaka late joining annamaata… vadi peru Swamynath aka swamy… nenu notes chala jagrathaga, neat ga, planned ga prepare cheskunevadini…

Oka roju evening seniors peddaga leru bus lo… pranam lechochinattaindi… pakkane ee so called Swamy kurchunnadu…

“Hi… Anand kada nuvvu?”
“aaa avunu… nuvvu B section kada”
(late ga enduku join ayyavu laanti suthi, sodi antha matladeskunnam)
“nenu late ga join ayya kada… mechanics chala aipoinattundi kada… notes isthava rasukuni repichesthanuuuu?”

(naa aasthilo saga bhaagam adiginattu face pettaanu nenu… veedevado entooo… ivale vochaadu college ki… asalu veedu repu kanipisthado ledo teleedu… nenemo 60 pages notes rasesa appatike… veedu na notes teesukuni paripothe… LKG pilladu kuda ila alochinchademo… )

Bus stop ki ravataniki araganta pattindi… papam vadu aa araganta adugutune unnadu…
“please Anand repu poddunne ichesthanu”
“inkevaru ivvaleda notes?”
“vere vallavi chusanu… kani neede bagundi”
“eppudu chusav?”
“class lo venaka masthan pakkana kurchunna… nee notes teeskunnadu… appude chusa”

Idantha ippudu okasari gurthu chesukuntunte thu nenu intha silly ga ela behave chesanaaa anipistundi… ee time lo akkada nenu undi unte 4yrs back unna nannu nene kottevadini…

Ila rakarakaluga brathimaalinchukunnaka book ichaa… roju bus lo pakka pakkane kurchune vallam… vadi cousin same bus lo senior kabatti vadini ragging chesevallu kaadu… huh anukunevadini… naku kuda oka cousin unte bagundedi same bus lo ani [:p] ila undaga 1 week lone memu chaaaaaaala manchi friends aipoyamu… oka roju

“swamy… sorry ra”
“endukuraa???”
“manam parichayam aina 1st roje nenu foolish ga behave chesanu… nee tho chala brathimalinchukunnanu… sorry ra”
“hahaha… parledura… asalu veedu enduku ivvanantunnadu… elagaina veedi deggire teeskovali anipinchindi naaku… anduke anni sarlu peedinchi peedinchi adigaa haha nuvvu ivem pattinchukoku… lite teesko” annadu… nenu chesindi chetha pane aina danivallo enduko naku teliyadu oka manchi friend dorikaadu ani santoshinchaa…

(next post: BUNK KOTTI MOVIE KI PLAN VESAM… KAANI…)

RAGGING STARTED

“ammaaa Chinnaaaa… seniors emi adigina anni cheppu… bettu cheyyaku mondiga… evarini yedirinchaku… emaina cheyyamante saradaga teesukuni cheseyyi appudu evaru emi anaru… enti vintunnavaaaa???” annaru nanna… aina manaki basic ga yedirinchi, fighting lu chesi, ammaila mundu hero aipovalane korika lenanduna + antha bomma kuda ledu kaabatti… (kani evari bhayam valladi kada…) “emaina maree ekkuvaga chesthe naku cheppu” ani add chesaru… “sarele nanna… naku telusule… nenu chusukuntagaa” annanu…(voyabboo nenoka pedda pista mari…)

Next roju amazon adavullo anaconda ki dorakakunda tappinchukuntunnanthaga nenokadini ikkada lenu anna vidhayamga bus stop ki vochaa… already akkada kontha mandi juniors edupu mohalesukuni bhayapadutu kanipinchaaru… valla mundee shops bayata gattu meeda nenoka Don memandaram pedda pistaalam annattu fose lu kottukuntu kurchunnaru seniors… nenu spot ki chere loganee… “vaduuu meethonegaa… eraaa itu rammaa… daaa daaa” annadu okadu… vadu 4th year student ani taravatha telisindi naku… geddalu meesalu chusthe love lo oka aradajanusarlu fail ayyi devadasuki tatayya laga unnadu… kani personality chusthe vochina first thought… “ilanti vallani muggurini okesari kottachu” ani hee hee… nenu kuda bakkagane undevadini… maree pillodilaga undevadini… kani vadikanna better ee…
“eraaa Sir ki good morning cheppava” annadu okadu… (sir evadraaa???)
“Good Morning Sir”…
“entraa English aa??? Balupaaa???”
“kadu Sir :(” (avunu balupeee)
“malliiii… nee !@#$%^&” annadu vadu
without any reason nannu antha maata antadaaa… aavesam kattalu tenchukundi… “poo raaa nee !@#$%^” andamanipinchindi… kani manaki antha cinema ledukada…
“Subhodayam ayyaaa” ani Y.S.R. laga saaagadeesi cheppa…
“perentiraa??? SD cheppu”
(SD ante Self Details kani daniki vallu pettina vere peru Self Dabba… yedaithe enti managurincheegaa)
mundu rojee intlo practice cheyyatam valla oka 4, 5 takes lo scene ni rasavatharamga pandinchi shot O.K. cheyinchukunna…

Inthalo bus vochindi Bus#9 (nijamga ee bus ni matram marchipolemu baboooyyy hahaha…) By the way maa college bus drivers andaru RTC lo drivers ga chesi retire aipoyina thaathayyalu… asalee speed lock yee 50kmph oo 60 kmph deggiro vestheee… poneleee 50kmph lo aina veltharu anukunte asale thathayyalu kada… entha thokkina 30 lonee… tyre aata aadukune pillalu kuda cross chesi velthunte yudham lo vodipoyi sathru desala sainikulaki chikkina sainikullaga aa time lo maa avasthalu chudali… bus fast ga college ki velthe bagundu ee seniors ni tappinchukovachu anukunevadini nenaithe… college ki intiki correct ga 13kms duram… college main road meeda nunchi 1km lopaliki undatam valla 90% students college bus lone vochevallu… chala bagundedi…

Front antha girls, madhyalo staff, venaka boys. Entha veelaithe antha staff ki deggiraga kurchovalani undedi ragging tappinchukovataniki… kani manaki adrushtam ara kilometer duram lo untadi kabatti max venake chachevadini… huhuhu

“arey first years lo yee ammai nachindira neeku?” adigadu oka senior (papam vadiki sight baaga ekkuvanukuntaaa... soo sad)
(em cheppali… orinayanooo… manam asale ammailante aamada dooram paripoye type)
“sarigga chudaledu sir…”
“chusi chepparaaa…”
“alage sir”
(mothaaniki evaro oka ammaini chupinchesi chethulu dulipesukundamani try chesa… phalana ammai bagundani cheppa)
“perenti??? Yee branch???” etc etc etc questions anni adigesaru… ammo identra babu thippi kottindi anukunna…
“nakem teleedu sir… edo ala cheppesa” (naku yee papam teleedu mahaaprabhooo)
“kanukkuni cheppu”
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Thu bathuku… rojuki rendu sarlu tension padaka tappatam ledu… velletappudu, vachetappudu… 2nd year ki eppudosthama ani picha pichaga anipinchedi… kani konnallaki ee ammaila gola vodilesi normal ragging start chesaru… konchem hai ga undedi appatnunchi…

(next post: THU NENU ILANTI VAADINAAA… HUH [X-(])